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New ReleaseAntiWoke Schools Press

The School Where 2 + 2 = Feelings

The Essential Guide to Modern Deconstructed Schooling • By Professor Common Sense

Welcome to the school where answers are fluid, spelling is subjective, and feelings always trump facts! Written in the bouncy rhyme of classic Dr. Seuss and rendered in vintage pen-and-ink cartoon vignettes, this 24-page collector's keepsake edition features 15 illustrated scenes, the Deconstructed Word Glossary, and an interactive Free-Thinking Activity.

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The School Where 2 + 2 = Feelings

The School Where 2 + 2 = Feelings

$9.99

The Essential Guide to Modern Deconstructed Schooling. 24-page collector's keepsake edition featuring vintage pen-and-ink illustrations.

The perfect gift for parents, grandparents, and sanity-seeking citizens.

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Official Cracked-Shield Tee

Official Cracked-Shield Tee

$24.99

Premium 100% combed ringspun cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001) with bold cracked-rainbow shield across the back.

Wear it to the board meeting.

Education Not Indoctrination Tee

Education Not Indoctrination Tee

$24.99

Premium heavyweight combed cotton tee featuring bold statement typography across the back.

The shirt you can wear without explaining a logo.

Neutral Classrooms Tee

Neutral Classrooms Tee

$24.99

Premium ringspun cotton neutrality statement tee for classroom standards and fundamental education.

Parents. Reading. Math. Not flags.

Official Cracked-Shield Hoodie

Official Cracked-Shield Hoodie

$44.99

Heavy-blend cotton-poly fleece hoodie with front pouch pocket, featuring the cracked shield across the back.

Stay warm and stand strong at rallies and meetings.

Official AntiWokeSchools Ceramic Mug (11oz)

Official AntiWokeSchools Ceramic Mug (11oz)

$17.99

High-gloss 11oz ceramic mug featuring the cracked-rainbow shield boldly printed on both sides.

Start your morning with common sense.

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